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Season's greetings.

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10-pack

Adjust Expectations 10-pack

One ornament on an otherwise undecorated tree. Matches the effort level.

Good for Christmas Thinking of You
  • In the pack10 cards
  • Designs Just the one. Commitment.
  • Size5.5×8.5 in, folded
  • EnvelopesOne each. You're welcome.
  • Price$35
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What's in it

No surprises. We don't do excitement.

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